1.How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator??
(你要怎麼把長頸鹿放到一個冰箱里 ?)
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.?
正确解答: 打开冰箱把长颈梅放进去然后关上冰箱门
这个测验只是要测试你会不会将一件简单的事情想得太复杂 !
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator??
(那你要怎么把大象放到一个冰箱里去呢 ?)
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator??
Wrong Answer?
你一定会说 : 打开冰箱把大象放进去然后关上冰箱门 ?
错了 !
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.?
正确解答 : 打开冰箱先将长颈鹿拿出来, 再把大象放进去, 然后关上冰箱门
这是测验你对前一个事件所产生反射联想的能力 !
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend??
狮子王将要举行一个动物会议, 除了一个动物之外, 所有的动物们都会参加, 你猜是哪一种动物不参加 ?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.This tests your memory.
正确答案 : 大象 ! 因为你还把它放在冰箱里
这是要测验你的记忆 !
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance?
to show your true abilities.?
好的 ! 如果你前面三个问题都没有答对, 那么还有一次机會可以测验你真正的实力 !
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it??
你一定要经过一条河, 可是河里有鳄鱼, 你又沒有船….那你要怎么办呢 ?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.?
正确解答 : 跳进河里游过到对岸就对啦 ! 刚才不是有说到, 所有的动物都去开会了吗 ! 这个是测验你是否很快地从过去的错误得到经验 !
According to the Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.?
这个研究报告指出 90% 专业人士在这测验中全部答错,
但是幼儿园的小朋友还能答对个几题, 研究人士说这决定性的反驳了以前的理论…..所以专业人士的大脑还不如一个四岁小孩啰 ~~~
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.?
把这测验拿去挫挫你那些自认为聪明的朋友吧 ~
呼叫)))))那个读 “应外系”的....你卡專業, 帮姐姐看看我翻译的对不对嘿 ~
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本帖最后由 poro1219 于 2008-6-24 19:45 编辑 ]